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Devils versus Angels cricket match

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The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.

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The cricketer and the psychiatrist

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The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?
Doctor: 'Get another job.'
Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow!'

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Cricket explained

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You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs, THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

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Batsman: "How was I out?"
Umpire: "Why don't you look in the paper tomorrow?"

Batsman: "You look, I'm the editor!"

"That was the best innings I ever played," said the young man. "Well!" said his captain, "you mustn't let that discourage you."

What's the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?

Saddam Hussein has more victories.

Why was Md.Kaif not getting a chance to play for the Indian team, though brimming with talent? Because he is from Luck'no'w!

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Devils versus Angels cricket match

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The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.

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Cricket explained

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You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs, THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

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Batsman: "How was I out?"
Umpire: "Why don't you look in the paper tomorrow?"

Batsman: "You look, I'm the editor!"

"That was the best innings I ever played," said the young man. "Well!" said his captain, "you mustn't let that discourage you."

What's the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?

Saddam Hussein has more victories.

Why was Md.Kaif not getting a chance to play for the Indian team, though brimming with talent? Because he is from Luck'no'w!

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Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says,"Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?" surprised Sehwag asks,"How do you know? The woman says ,"Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"

What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?

Ans: They both last for the same time.

How can you say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?

Ans: Ask him to go to bat.

If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?

Ans: The hole in the wall.

How can Ganguly save time everyday?

Ans: By not bothering to pad up.

Best-seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes.

What's Ganguly's favourite bird?
Ans: Duck.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room!

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