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Difference between Men and Women
Published October 15, 2006 by Zohaib
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
want
want
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him
a lot and love him a little.
a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change and she does.
change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
of a new argument.
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